Today, I graduated as the first, and last, pupil of the highly prestigious McMurdo School of Dentistry, Antarctica.

It seems as the only pupil I came both top and bottom of my class.

I come with one guarantee – my patients will ALL leave with ALL their teeth – as I don’t know how to take them out.

I am not sure why Dentists take 5 years to complete their degrees – it’s really not that hard (if my ‘professor’ is reading this, I hope the $50 tip covers my arrogance…)

Job done – homeward bound.